Just let me lie here on the tile

The last of the Five Things! Yes, I slowed down a little on these. *g*
Many thanks to aka_arduinna for beta'ing.

For swiss_kun:

( Five things that make Hercules regret being a hero )

For elynross:

( Five ways in which Sarah met Jareth again )

And therienne gave me "Five things the legends got wrong about Hercules and Iolaus", but it wouldn't stay in the numbered list format; instead it turned into a small story.

1200 words, PG, Hercules/Iolaus.

( Legendary )

I have the Vividcon DVDs, (WOoooOO!) so at some point this week there will be vid recs. Meanwhile, there is TOO MUCH LIGHT IN THIS BAR. Hee. Seriously, you should download this, especially if you are having a bad Monday. It's a Life on Mars vid, but you don't need to know even that much. Walks! No, wait...swaggers!

And there is a miniature Labyrinth vid in that same post, which you should also download and snicker at. And then kill absolut3destiny for claiming he made the latter in 'a few hours', because OMG. I know how hard it is to make those bloody muppets lip-synch, okay?

Right, Five Things now:

For roo2:

( Five ways Iolaus didn't die )

For spikeface:

( Five reasons Ares only wears black leather )

For cyloran:

( Five (and a half) things Captain Jack can do better than the Doctor )

More Five Things, coming up! Man, this is fun. Many thanks to falzalot and aka_arduinna for helping me out with these.

For halimede:

( Five things abandoned under a chair or in a corner in Jareth's throne room. )

For roo2:

( Five things Hercules never told Iolaus. And vice versa. )

Just for completeness' sake, here's a link to all of the five Things.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes
Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. Slash and gen. Rated R, mostly for part V.

on Less Than Legendary Journeys
on Mary Crawford's Vices

This is the fourth thing that never happened to Iolaus. If you came in late: you don't have to have read the other parts to read this one, and I'll post the fifth and last part tomorrow. Comments very welcome.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part IV.
Gen. Ish. Rated PG.

(Part I)
(Part II)
(Part III)
(Part V)

( It's nearly midnight when their ship docks at Piraeus )

Here's the second of the things that never happened to Iolaus.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part II.
Mild slash, Hercules/Iolaus, rated PG.

(Part I)
(Part III)
(Part IV)
(Part V)

( Iolaus orders his henchmen to take Zeno to a healer )

Let me make you a Top 5 list. Name a topic, subject, category, whatever, in the comments, and I'll post my top 5 things in thatcategory/subject/topic. Anything goes!

Gacked from marinarusalka, whom I asked for the Top Five Ways To Piss Iphicles Off. I must share her answers, because they cracked me up, especially #1 and #2:

1. Be Hercules
2. Ask, "Hey, aren't you Hercules' little brother?"
3. Start a riot when his wife is on her deathbed.
4. Petition him to establish a wildlife sanctuary for the endangered sand shark.
5. Declare war on Corinth while he's trying to have a vacation.

So. Ask me for a top five!

Aaand some answers (but you can ask me more, this is fun!):

( Iolaus' Top Five Pickup Lines )

( Top Five Slashiest Herc/Iolaus Moments )

( Top Five Ways To Eat A Chocotoff )

( Top Five Most Crackheaded HtLJ Plotlines )

( Top Five Things Not To Give Ares as a Thank-You Gift )

( Top Five Fandoms You Wish You Could Have Got Into, But Never Did )