Just let me lie here on the tile

I know I haven't posted in ages, but apparently I can be gotten by a good meme. To wit:

Anyone who feels like it should post their ten most CRUCIAL CRUCIAL CRUCIAL-ASS movies, like the movies that explain everything about yourselves in your current incarnations (not necessarily your ten favorite movies but the ten movies that you, as a person existing currently, feel would help people get to know you) (they can change later on obviously).

Labyrinth
"It's not fair!"
"You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?"

Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous
(anyone who has even seen this movie is probably in my karass)
"Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss."

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
"Are you deaf?"
"Did you speak?"

Victor/Victoria
"If he's a Polish count, I'm Greta Garbo."
"Well, Greta, I think he's divine."

Some Like It Hot
*sound of maracas*

Lawrence of Arabia
"Thy mother mated with a scorpion."

Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan
"What do you think of my solution?"

Desk Set
"I bet you write wonderful letters."

My Neighbour Totoro

Spirited Away

(...okay, and basically the rest of the Ghibli catalog, or is that cheating?)