Wheee

[marycrawford]

It's a writer's worst nightmare: a Hollywood agent with a blog.

It's called Query Letters I Love and it is hysterical. I live for this stuff.

Yes, she and the other survivors realized, this was the apocalypse, and they were going to be eaten by the swarm of lawyer zombies driven by their bloodlust to eat live flesh and reorganize files.

She's a math genius, cheerleading failure and Satan's first ever replacement.

It’s up to Steve Miller, an engineer at Titan, and his buddies, who play for Titan’s basketball team to stop the evil midgets.

The year is 3126 and a cataclysm three centuries ago had caused a dark age. Whether this is good or bad is open to opinion.

The protagonist's challenges throughout the story are:
1) A seagull attack gave him Seagull Herpes, an incurable disease that will soon kill him.
2) The seagull attack also tore a bone within his calf in two. His best medicines are herbs and acupuncture, so the bone never fully heals, and it causes internal bleeding for him to walk. The story involves him running a lot.
3) He has to save his continent from a thing that is destroying it.

Comments

[killabeez.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, you're evil. I could spend *hours* there!

[marycrawford.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. I've just downloaded the entire site into my ebook. *g*

Mary, proud to be evil

[dgcandace.livejournal.com]

I thought the first two had some potential. Y'know, in an Evil Dead kinda way.

[marycrawford.livejournal.com]

Well, there were a number of comments on the Satan one, saying 'I'd rent that. Hell, I'd go see it.' *g*

And the first one is pretty funny, but sadly also a total ripoff of Shaun of the Dead.