I just made a .gif for the first time in years

[marycrawford]

So we've all seen those Refa roller ads where Zhu Yilong lovingly holds them up against his face (aka: the game of Dildo Sex Chicken, courtesy of yantantether ) but this...really is just a coffee ad? Where Z1L gives coffee machines to all his friends? 

HOWEVER. :hands:

The makers of the ad had to know what they were doing here. Right??

Comments

[naye]

What. Is . HAPPENNG???

[clevermanka]

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT oh god I love him.

This solidifies my opinion that Zhu Yilong is most likely terribly socially awkward (and perhaps the tiniest bit dim) but also a Massive Sex Beast.

HIMBO ZHU YILONG FUCK YES.

[ratbones]

I really thought it was just awkward placement but then I watched the video, where it comes with a cheerful cartoon "something is popping up!" sound effect, and now I can't stop laughing. WHY. HELPPP

[yantantether]

Ommmgggggggg. Ilu so much for posting this because I had seen the puppy gifs but had missed the dick (of course. Of course there's a dick) which was a critical error!!

[trobadora]

OMG!!!!!!!!

[cyberbrain]

AAAAAA!!! (omgomgomgomg)

[clevermanka]

I keep coming back to look at this and it just... doesn't get old.

[nnozomi]

...I am just...going to pretend I never saw that. I will be over here contenting myself with thoughts about a) God damn, but he looks good and b) look at that, the little New Year's party is composed of two couples, m/f and m/m...

[umadoshi]

What... What? O_O

How is this still so CUTE??? *hides face*

[sakana17]

Thank you for creating a .gif of the Most Relevant Moment! 😂👀Honestly, this one gives new meaning to "Zhu Yilong Big Dick Energy." This part of the ad is a little jarring, surrounded by the sweet fluffiness of feeding the puppy, but that kind of makes it even more on-brand for Zhu Yilong.