So we've all seen those Refa roller ads where Zhu Yilong lovingly holds them up against his face (aka: the game of Dildo Sex Chicken, courtesy of yantantether ) but this...really is just a coffee ad? Where Z1L gives coffee machines to all his friends?
HOWEVER. :hands:
The makers of the ad had to know what they were doing here. Right??
I really thought it was just awkward placement but then I watched the video, where it comes with a cheerful cartoon "something is popping up!" sound effect, and now I can't stop laughing. WHY. HELPPP
Ommmgggggggg. Ilu so much for posting this because I had seen the puppy gifs but had missed the dick (of course. Of course there's a dick) which was a critical error!!
Bwee, I'm so glad! I feel like I owe you a ton of Inappropriate Dick Sightings for all those picspams that I love so much. (I think the ads are boring, apart from this segment, but the puppy BTS vids that wenella subtitled are super adorable.)
...I am just...going to pretend I never saw that. I will be over here contenting myself with thoughts about a) God damn, but he looks good and b) look at that, the little New Year's party is composed of two couples, m/f and m/m...
No worries, if it really bothered me I wouldn't be here ;) yeah, I decided he and his guests seem to add up to two couples, for my own amusement (based on the way they're sitting and the guy in the yellow shirt's Bai Yu-style beard)...
Thank you for creating a .gif of the Most Relevant Moment! ๐๐Honestly, this one gives new meaning to "Zhu Yilong Big Dick Energy." This part of the ad is a little jarring, surrounded by the sweet fluffiness of feeding the puppy, but that kind of makes it even more on-brand for Zhu Yilong.
LOL @ Big Dick Energy - and I only just noticed, but they edited the puppy OUT of these shots! The reason he's kneeling, glancing down from the desk etc is the puppy, and we see the full shots in the other ad, but here puppy's not in frame so we can uh...focus. On things. O.o
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Date: 2021-01-21 05:08 pm (UTC)This solidifies my opinion that Zhu Yilong is most likely terribly socially awkward (and perhaps the tiniest bit dim) but also a Massive Sex Beast.
HIMBO ZHU YILONG FUCK YES.
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Date: 2021-01-21 06:26 pm (UTC)I would read 100,000 words of this. Looks like butter wouldn't melt, guaranteed to devastate (is Bai Yu prepared???)
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Date: 2021-01-22 01:28 pm (UTC)look at that, the little New Year's party is composed of two couples, m/f and m/m...
Huh! Looking back, I see three ppl (one f, two m) coming to visit Z1L and then he gives them all gifts?
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Date: 2021-01-23 01:32 am (UTC)yeah, I decided he and his guests seem to add up to two couples, for my own amusement (based on the way they're sitting and the guy in the yellow shirt's Bai Yu-style beard)...
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Date: 2021-01-22 03:04 am (UTC)How is this still so CUTE??? *hides face*
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