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zhu yilong makes coffee



So we've all seen those Refa roller ads where Zhu Yilong lovingly holds them up against his face (aka: the game of Dildo Sex Chicken, courtesy of [personal profile] yantantether ) but this...really is just a coffee ad? Where Z1L gives coffee machines to all his friends? 

HOWEVER. :hands:

The makers of the ad had to know what they were doing here. Right??

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Date: 2021-01-21 03:02 pm (UTC)
naye: A cartoon of a woman with red hair and glasses in front of a progressive pride flag. (Default)
From: [personal profile] naye
What. Is . HAPPENNG???

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Date: 2021-01-21 05:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] clevermanka
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT oh god I love him.

This solidifies my opinion that Zhu Yilong is most likely terribly socially awkward (and perhaps the tiniest bit dim) but also a Massive Sex Beast.

HIMBO ZHU YILONG FUCK YES.
Edited Date: 2021-01-21 05:08 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2021-01-21 06:26 pm (UTC)
yantantether: Zhu Yilong with his beautiful mouth open (Guardian Zhu Yilong mouth)
From: [personal profile] yantantether
a Massive Sex Beast
I would read 100,000 words of this. Looks like butter wouldn't melt, guaranteed to devastate (is Bai Yu prepared???)

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Date: 2021-01-21 06:50 pm (UTC)
trobadora: (ZhuBai - lollipop)
From: [personal profile] trobadora
Oh go yes, this. 100,000 words or more! :D

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Date: 2021-01-21 07:44 pm (UTC)
clevermanka: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] clevermanka
Maybe I should look into writing original fiction after all. Sub out different names and run with it... ๐Ÿ˜

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Date: 2021-01-21 06:13 pm (UTC)
ratbones: Frost crystals on a dark windowpane. (Default)
From: [personal profile] ratbones
I really thought it was just awkward placement but then I watched the video, where it comes with a cheerful cartoon "something is popping up!" sound effect, and now I can't stop laughing. WHY. HELPPP

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Date: 2021-01-21 06:22 pm (UTC)
yantantether: Zhu Yilong with his beautiful mouth open (Guardian Zhu Yilong mouth)
From: [personal profile] yantantether
Ommmgggggggg. Ilu so much for posting this because I had seen the puppy gifs but had missed the dick (of course. Of course there's a dick) which was a critical error!!

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Date: 2021-01-21 06:33 pm (UTC)
trobadora: (ZhuBai - go away)
From: [personal profile] trobadora
OMG!!!!!!!!

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Date: 2021-01-21 07:09 pm (UTC)
cyberbrain: zhao yunlan lounging (zhaoyunlan lounging)
From: [personal profile] cyberbrain
AAAAAA!!! (omgomgomgomg)

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Date: 2021-01-21 08:26 pm (UTC)
clevermanka: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] clevermanka
I keep coming back to look at this and it just... doesn't get old.

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Date: 2021-01-21 08:35 pm (UTC)
yantantether: Zhu Yilong with his beautiful mouth open (Guardian Zhu Yilong mouth)
From: [personal profile] yantantether
Popping up so happily between his thighs...

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Date: 2021-01-21 08:39 pm (UTC)
clevermanka: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] clevermanka
And his FACE oh my god he looks so pleased with himself.

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Date: 2021-01-21 08:41 pm (UTC)
clevermanka: default (Default)
From: [personal profile] clevermanka
Okay fuck it, adding this to my DW memories ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Date: 2021-01-21 10:12 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nnozomi
...I am just...going to pretend I never saw that. I will be over here contenting myself with thoughts about a) God damn, but he looks good and b) look at that, the little New Year's party is composed of two couples, m/f and m/m...

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Date: 2021-01-23 01:32 am (UTC)
nnozomi: (Default)
From: [personal profile] nnozomi
No worries, if it really bothered me I wouldn't be here ;)
yeah, I decided he and his guests seem to add up to two couples, for my own amusement (based on the way they're sitting and the guy in the yellow shirt's Bai Yu-style beard)...

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Date: 2021-01-22 03:04 am (UTC)
umadoshi: (Zhu Yilong 01)
From: [personal profile] umadoshi
What... What? O_O

How is this still so CUTE??? *hides face*

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Date: 2021-01-22 03:16 am (UTC)
sakana17: zhu yilong in leather jacket (zhu-yilong-leather)
From: [personal profile] sakana17
Thank you for creating a .gif of the Most Relevant Moment! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€Honestly, this one gives new meaning to "Zhu Yilong Big Dick Energy." This part of the ad is a little jarring, surrounded by the sweet fluffiness of feeding the puppy, but that kind of makes it even more on-brand for Zhu Yilong.

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