New Hercules story: Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part I

Okay, so. Those stories I was supposed to get out of my system during the holidays? They haven't left yet. They're still lurking in the back of my mind and on my harddrive, muttering to each other when they think I'm not looking.

Instead, I wrote something new: a Five Things That Never Happened story. Since they can be read separately, I will post one Thing a day, and then post a link to the whole. Comments would be wonderful.

Many thanks to dbw (who wrote the first Five Things story in the fandom, yay!), elynross, ltlj, therienne and flambeau for beta'ing, and to aka_arduinna for letting me borrow Alonzo.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part I.
Gen, rated PG.

(Part II)
(Part III)
(Part IV)
(Part V)

( At first, Hercules visits Iolaus regularly. )

A heads-up, for very rich fans *g*

Someone is selling Iolaus' quiver and arrows on Ebay, starting at $350.00.

Disclaimer: I don't know the seller, have no idea if the props are genuine, etc.