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Let me make you a Top 5 list. Name a topic, subject, category, whatever, in the comments, and I'll post my top 5 things in thatcategory/subject/topic. Anything goes!

Gacked from marinarusalka, whom I asked for the Top Five Ways To Piss Iphicles Off. I must share her answers, because they cracked me up, especially #1 and #2:

1. Be Hercules
2. Ask, "Hey, aren't you Hercules' little brother?"
3. Start a riot when his wife is on her deathbed.
4. Petition him to establish a wildlife sanctuary for the endangered sand shark.
5. Declare war on Corinth while he's trying to have a vacation.

So. Ask me for a top five!

Aaand some answers (but you can ask me more, this is fun!):

( Iolaus' Top Five Pickup Lines )

( Top Five Slashiest Herc/Iolaus Moments )

( Top Five Ways To Eat A Chocotoff )

( Top Five Most Crackheaded HtLJ Plotlines )

( Top Five Things Not To Give Ares as a Thank-You Gift )

( Top Five Fandoms You Wish You Could Have Got Into, But Never Did )

SGA insta-rec

In decision, by flambeau. SGA, Sheppard/McKay, NC-17. This melted my brain.

No one was hurt. The city was quiet around him, at peace. John went on, not very far, and came to a halt. He stared at McKay's door until it trembled before him and slid open.