I Have No Brain But I Must Post

oracne has posted a funny poem titled Ode To My Trench Coat. My favorite stanza:

Thou billowest behind me like the coat of an Immortal
(like the ones on Highlander: the Series)
but where oh where is concealed the blade of fine Toledo steel?
I have stowed it in my Immortal Orifice.

Now I, too, want a trench coat.

( The Coats I Have & The Coats I Want )