Fannish twenty questions

I was playing Classic twenty questions (not the TV variety, which is annoyingly confused between series, characters and actors), where the site supplies the questions, and you have to answer with one of: Yes, No, Unknown, Irrelevant, Sometimes, Probably, Doubtful. The idea is that the site guesses whatever you are thinking of in twenty questions.

I think it's pretty obvious what I was thinking of, but the questions amused me very much. "Can it be used for recreation?" indeed. Heee.

1. It is classified as Animal.
2. Is it awake at night? Sometimes.
3. Is it fuzzy? No.
4. Can you buy it? Doubtful.
5. Does it lay eggs? No.
6. Do you make pie from it? No.
7. Does it live above ground? Yes.
8. Is it comforting? Yes.
9. Would you like to be one? Sometimes.
10. Does it crawl? Sometimes.
11. Does it provide protection? Yes.
12. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
13. Do you use it at work? No.
14. Does it like to be petted? Yes.
15. Can you make money by selling it? Probably.
16. Is it water-based? Yes.
17. Can you control it? Doubtful.
18. Does it eat seeds? Doubtful.
19. Is it dangerous? Yes.
20. I guessed that it was a soul mate? ...Close.

Maybe the site won after all, and my last answer should've been yes. After all, he's somebody's soulmate, all right.