Five Things, fit the final

The last of the Five Things! Yes, I slowed down a little on these. *g*
Many thanks to aka_arduinna for beta'ing.

For swiss_kun:

( Five things that make Hercules regret being a hero )

For elynross:

( Five ways in which Sarah met Jareth again )

And therienne gave me "Five things the legends got wrong about Hercules and Iolaus", but it wouldn't stay in the numbered list format; instead it turned into a small story.

1200 words, PG, Hercules/Iolaus.

( Legendary )