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marycrawford ([personal profile] marycrawford) wrote2021-01-21 02:47 pm
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I just made a .gif for the first time in years

zhu yilong makes coffee



So we've all seen those Refa roller ads where Zhu Yilong lovingly holds them up against his face (aka: the game of Dildo Sex Chicken, courtesy of [personal profile] yantantether ) but this...really is just a coffee ad? Where Z1L gives coffee machines to all his friends? 

HOWEVER. :hands:

The makers of the ad had to know what they were doing here. Right??

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[personal profile] naye 2021-01-21 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
What. Is . HAPPENNG???
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-21 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot look away from it! Even though there is a puppy, elsewhere in this very wholesome ad...
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[personal profile] clevermanka 2021-01-21 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT oh god I love him.

This solidifies my opinion that Zhu Yilong is most likely terribly socially awkward (and perhaps the tiniest bit dim) but also a Massive Sex Beast.

HIMBO ZHU YILONG FUCK YES.
Edited 2021-01-21 17:08 (UTC)
yantantether: Zhu Yilong with his beautiful mouth open (Guardian Zhu Yilong mouth)

[personal profile] yantantether 2021-01-21 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
a Massive Sex Beast
I would read 100,000 words of this. Looks like butter wouldn't melt, guaranteed to devastate (is Bai Yu prepared???)
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-21 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, love it - Looks like butter wouldn't melt, guaranteed to devastate should be his personal tagline, honestly. <3
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[personal profile] trobadora 2021-01-21 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh go yes, this. 100,000 words or more! :D
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[personal profile] clevermanka 2021-01-21 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should look into writing original fiction after all. Sub out different names and run with it... 😁
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[personal profile] ratbones 2021-01-21 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I really thought it was just awkward placement but then I watched the video, where it comes with a cheerful cartoon "something is popping up!" sound effect, and now I can't stop laughing. WHY. HELPPP
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-21 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! It's that whole cheerful cartoony thing that just makes me cackle like a hyena. (I should have included the sound, next time I will learn how...)
yantantether: Zhu Yilong with his beautiful mouth open (Guardian Zhu Yilong mouth)

[personal profile] yantantether 2021-01-21 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ommmgggggggg. Ilu so much for posting this because I had seen the puppy gifs but had missed the dick (of course. Of course there's a dick) which was a critical error!!
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwee, I'm so glad! I feel like I owe you a ton of Inappropriate Dick Sightings for all those picspams that I love so much. (I think the ads are boring, apart from this segment, but the puppy BTS vids that wenella subtitled are super adorable.)
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[personal profile] trobadora 2021-01-21 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!!!!!!!!
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-21 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Right??
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[personal profile] cyberbrain 2021-01-21 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
AAAAAA!!! (omgomgomgomg)
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-22 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I am loving all the yelling, here :D
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[personal profile] clevermanka 2021-01-21 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I keep coming back to look at this and it just... doesn't get old.
yantantether: Zhu Yilong with his beautiful mouth open (Guardian Zhu Yilong mouth)

[personal profile] yantantether 2021-01-21 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Popping up so happily between his thighs...
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[personal profile] clevermanka 2021-01-21 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And his FACE oh my god he looks so pleased with himself.
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[personal profile] clevermanka 2021-01-21 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay fuck it, adding this to my DW memories 😂
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-21 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
:D :D I also very much enjoy that wenella's sub is "too cute to handle".
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-21 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Same! I am going to save the whole commercial off youtube, at this point...
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[personal profile] nnozomi 2021-01-21 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...I am just...going to pretend I never saw that. I will be over here contenting myself with thoughts about a) God damn, but he looks good and b) look at that, the little New Year's party is composed of two couples, m/f and m/m...
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-22 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry if that was too much for you! But he does look so good, and he is adorable with the puppy in the other ads.

look at that, the little New Year's party is composed of two couples, m/f and m/m...

Huh! Looking back, I see three ppl (one f, two m) coming to visit Z1L and then he gives them all gifts?
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[personal profile] nnozomi 2021-01-23 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
No worries, if it really bothered me I wouldn't be here ;)
yeah, I decided he and his guests seem to add up to two couples, for my own amusement (based on the way they're sitting and the guy in the yellow shirt's Bai Yu-style beard)...
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[personal profile] umadoshi 2021-01-22 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
What... What? O_O

How is this still so CUTE??? *hides face*
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-22 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the magic of Long-ge, is what it is :D
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[personal profile] sakana17 2021-01-22 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for creating a .gif of the Most Relevant Moment! 😂👀Honestly, this one gives new meaning to "Zhu Yilong Big Dick Energy." This part of the ad is a little jarring, surrounded by the sweet fluffiness of feeding the puppy, but that kind of makes it even more on-brand for Zhu Yilong.
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[personal profile] marycrawford 2021-01-22 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL @ Big Dick Energy - and I only just noticed, but they edited the puppy OUT of these shots! The reason he's kneeling, glancing down from the desk etc is the puppy, and we see the full shots in the other ad, but here puppy's not in frame so we can uh...focus. On things. O.o
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