*collapses in hilarity*

[marycrawford]

Okay, yeah. therienne and cesperanza have convinced me: sgastoryfinders is the best LJ community ever.

(The comm is for finding stories in the SGA fandom. All these stories exist, and someone somewhere is looking for them.)

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i can't remeber much, but what i do remember is that rodeny can't sleep because his brian won't shut down and that he walked around atlantis wearing womens underwear when he runs into sheppard who helps him to get to sleep.

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(From comments to a tentacle fic request):

Are you looking for the one with the evil horse that impregnates Rodney?

Holy cow, I just typed that.

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Segueing neatly into:

It's Rodney's birthday, and John gets him a pony, which Rodney naturally thinks is lame. What he doesn't know is that it's a talking, ancient pony named fluttershy I think. The sequel is where John reunites Fluttershy with her girlfriend pony.

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The story in which John is bequeathed a grocery store in Berkeley, meets Professor!Rodney, and ultimately seduces him with comestibles.

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I am looking for a fic where John and Rodney get some kind ancient bracelets or cuff given to them or put on them in a ritual or something , they can't get them off and they get connected mentally or maybe mated somehow. (I know of two similar stories but they are not the one I am looking for. One had John mated to Weir and Rodney to Carson for life bonds and the other it's not is the one where Carson, Rodney and I think Radak get marriage bracelets after a misunderstanding off world and are together.)

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I'm looking for two fics, the one where Shep is turned into a tiny pig, and the one where McKay is turned into a puppy!!!

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In the beginning, Colonel Sumner contemplates, that most of the military personnel sent to Atlantis is gay. Then, Bates approaches him, and they come together.

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Rodney is an alien. He goes into heat. There are physical changes involved -- tentacles and wings. I specifically remember something about the wings being used to waft his pheremones around.

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Hi, does anyone know of the story where John, Radek, Carson, and Bates are centaurs?

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And my all-time favorite:

There is this fic where John trades chocolate for cuddling with Rodney and getting his head in his lap in a camp fire and such. Anyone? This isn't the fic about traiding sexual favors for a pudding cup, but another one. Thanks!

Comments

[in-vulnerable.livejournal.com]

LMAO!! Poor rodeny and his ever-troubling brian! It's crack, isn't it? To me, it's a game, to see if I can guess the story from the description and yes, I have read the one with the women's underwear and the one with the wings. Bit scared of the one with the talking, ancient poney though. And the evil horse that impregnates Rodney. God, I love this fandom!

[marycrawford.livejournal.com]

So evidently I have to read the one with the wings. And the one with the groceries was a cute little story! Seriously, you never can tell.