Confession

Even though I only hang out in the suburbs of the fandom, I have now read SGA fic where John, Rodney or both transform into:

• dolphins
• penguins
• dinosaurs
• children
• Wraith
• beanie babies

and the terrifying thing is that they're mostly really good stories. On crack, yes, but it's the good crack. I don't know what it is about this fandom.

I've read Moonloon and Spaggel's Rodneysaur story a number of times (and looked at the illustrations!) and it never fails to crack me up and make me go aww.

"Oh God, no. Rodney! I'm pretty sure there were no java junkies in the Jurassic. Give me that." He managed to get the jug away from Rodney thanks to glass being slipperier than socks, but the sound of Rodney's little claws screeching across it put his teeth on edge.

"Rarr!" Rodney growled, obviously not happy at all.

Timewasters, inc

This is just the most adorable version of the game Bejeweled that I've ever seen.

Zoo Keeper

In other versions of the game the pieces are 'jewels' or other abstract shapes. Here, they are animals, that make a little shrieky face when you click on them, and the game music is nostalgically bleepy.

The instructions are in Japanese, but this is such a basic game that it doesn't really matter. The object is to get three-of-a-kind in a row, horizontal or vertical. You click on one animal, then another to make them switch places.

And I really should try and get back to my story now. *cough*