New Hercules story: Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part V

The fifth and last thing that never happened to Iolaus. Thanks again to my betas and everyone who helped me think of more Things.
(I still hope therienne will write one she came up with -- "Iolaus never accidentally sank the Argo.")

Comments welcome!

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part V.
Slash, Hercules/Iolaus. Rated R.

(Part I)
(Part II)
(Part III)
(Part IV)

( Peace and love, brother, Iolaus says to the stranger )