Wherein there is unexpected fanfic

Look! Yay! Hercules/Iolaus fanfic! I captioned an icon for marinarusalka and in return, she wrote the delightful Five Years After (Hercules/Iolaus, rated G).

"You're just asking to be tossed head first into the lake, I hope you know that."

"Herc, the nearest lake is eight miles to the south of us."

"I bet I could throw you eight miles if I really tried."