"For the last time: I'm not a goblin, Zelenka isn't a fox, and Ronon isn't a hairy ape creature -- well. Anyway, we have to find a way out before everybody forgets who they are. Give me the crystal. And for God's sake, no singing."

Oh my god. I died when I pictured John in tighttighttight leather pants, long hair and eyeshadow, which I'm thankful for because I would have chocked anyway on the Ronon comment.
Hilarious.