Wherein there are more quotes.

[marycrawford]

KEITH: What's up, honey?
VERONICA: Wallace is having a little trouble giving me a urine sample.
KEITH: Can't you talk on the phone and paint your nails like other girls?
VERONICA: This is a health-class project. Come on, you're a man. Can you give him some pointers?
KEITH: Wallace?
WALLACE: [offscreen] Yep.
KEITH: Have you tried turning the water on?
WALLACE: [offscreen] Mm-hmm.
KEITH: Also, pinching your own nipples can sometimes work.
Keith rubs his nipples through his shirt.
WALLACE: [offscreen] Ahhh! Man!

Keith Mars? Still the best dad ever. Love him so much.
Now hush, no spoilers 'til I catch up on the rest of Veronica Mars. (Also: Cordelia in Veronica Mars? It's all getting too confusing. And I haven't even gotten to the Battlestar: Galactica eps yet where Lucy Lawless turns up.)