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The last of the Five Things! Yes, I slowed down a little on these. *g*
Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] aka_arduinna for beta'ing.

For [livejournal.com profile] swiss_kun:

Five things that make Hercules regret being a hero )

For [livejournal.com profile] elynross:

Five ways in which Sarah met Jareth again )

And [livejournal.com profile] therienne gave me "Five things the legends got wrong about Hercules and Iolaus", but it wouldn't stay in the numbered list format; instead it turned into a small story.

1200 words, PG, Hercules/Iolaus.

Legendary )
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I have the Vividcon DVDs, (WOoooOO!) so at some point this week there will be vid recs. Meanwhile, there is TOO MUCH LIGHT IN THIS BAR. Hee. Seriously, you should download this, especially if you are having a bad Monday. It's a Life on Mars vid, but you don't need to know even that much. Walks! No, wait...swaggers!

And there is a miniature Labyrinth vid in that same post, which you should also download and snicker at. And then kill [livejournal.com profile] absolut3destiny for claiming he made the latter in 'a few hours', because OMG. I know how hard it is to make those bloody muppets lip-synch, okay?

Right, Five Things now:

For [livejournal.com profile] roo2:

Five ways Iolaus didn't die )

For [livejournal.com profile] spikeface:

Five reasons Ares only wears black leather )

For [livejournal.com profile] cyloran:

Five (and a half) things Captain Jack can do better than the Doctor )
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Just for completeness' sake, here's a link to all of the five Things.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes
Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. Slash and gen. Rated R, mostly for part V.

on Less Than Legendary Journeys
on Mary Crawford's Vices
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The fifth and last thing that never happened to Iolaus. Thanks again to my betas and everyone who helped me think of more Things.
(I still hope [livejournal.com profile] therienne will write one she came up with -- "Iolaus never accidentally sank the Argo.")

Comments welcome!

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part V.
Slash, Hercules/Iolaus. Rated R.

(Part I)
(Part II)
(Part III)
(Part IV)

Peace and love, brother, Iolaus says to the stranger )
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This is the fourth thing that never happened to Iolaus. If you came in late: you don't have to have read the other parts to read this one, and I'll post the fifth and last part tomorrow. Comments very welcome.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part IV.
Gen. Ish. Rated PG.

(Part I)
(Part II)
(Part III)
(Part V)

It's nearly midnight when their ship docks at Piraeus )
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And another thing that never happened. This one's a bit shorter than the others.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part III.
Gen, rated PG-13 for some bad language.

(Part I)
(Part II)
(Part IV)
(Part V)

The caves of Taenaros are cold and damp )
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Here's the second of the things that never happened to Iolaus.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part II.
Mild slash, Hercules/Iolaus, rated PG.

(Part I)
(Part III)
(Part IV)
(Part V)

Iolaus orders his henchmen to take Zeno to a healer )
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Okay, so. Those stories I was supposed to get out of my system during the holidays? They haven't left yet. They're still lurking in the back of my mind and on my harddrive, muttering to each other when they think I'm not looking.

Instead, I wrote something new: a Five Things That Never Happened story. Since they can be read separately, I will post one Thing a day, and then post a link to the whole. Comments would be wonderful.

Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] dbw (who wrote the first Five Things story in the fandom, yay!), [livejournal.com profile] elynross, [livejournal.com profile] ltlj, [livejournal.com profile] therienne and [livejournal.com profile] flambeau for beta'ing, and to [livejournal.com profile] aka_arduinna for letting me borrow Alonzo.

Five Things That Never Happened to Iolaus of Thebes, part I.
Gen, rated PG.

(Part II)
(Part III)
(Part IV)
(Part V)

At first, Hercules visits Iolaus regularly. )

Sheepling

Jan. 12th, 2006 07:42 pm
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Let me make you a Top 5 list. Name a topic, subject, category, whatever, in the comments, and I'll post my top 5 things in thatcategory/subject/topic. Anything goes!

Gacked from [livejournal.com profile] marinarusalka, whom I asked for the Top Five Ways To Piss Iphicles Off. I must share her answers, because they cracked me up, especially #1 and #2:
1. Be Hercules
2. Ask, "Hey, aren't you Hercules' little brother?"
3. Start a riot when his wife is on her deathbed.
4. Petition him to establish a wildlife sanctuary for the endangered sand shark.
5. Declare war on Corinth while he's trying to have a vacation.
So. Ask me for a top five!

Aaand some answers (but you can ask me more, this is fun!):

Iolaus' Top Five Pickup Lines )

Top Five Slashiest Herc/Iolaus Moments )

Top Five Ways To Eat A Chocotoff )

Top Five Most Crackheaded HtLJ Plotlines )

Top Five Things Not To Give Ares as a Thank-You Gift )

Top Five Fandoms You Wish You Could Have Got Into, But Never Did )

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